A blonde, brunette, and redhead were standing on the edge of the pool
ready for the 100 yard breast stroke race...

The starter shot the pistol and the three dove into the water and began
swimming.

A few minutes later, the brunette finished and jumped out of the water.
Then the redhead.

About twenty minutes later, the blonde emerged.

They awarded the gold to the brunette, the silver to the redhead, and the
bronze to the blonde.

As they placed the medal around her neck, the blonde whispered, " I don't
want to sound like a sore loser, but I think the other two used their
arms."