Three girls are dead. A brunnette,a red head and a blonde. The brunette
goes up to God. God says, "say on true thing about yourself and you may go
to heaven."So the brunette says" I think....Oh!I have brown hair." up to
heaven she goes. Then the red head goes up to God. And she has to say
something true about herself also. "I think....Oh!I was born in
California." up to heaven she goes. Next is the blonde and she has to say
something true about herself too. So she says, "I think..." down to hell
she goes.