One day, Hercules, Snow White and the Quazzimoto (Hunchback of Notre Dame)
were standing around talking. Hercules spoke up and said, "I bet I am the
strongest man in the world." Snow White then looked around and said, "Well
I bet that I am the most beautiful person in the world." Then Quazzimoto
looks around and quietly said, "I suppose that I am the ugliest man in the
world." An old man who had been listening in on there conversation said,
"There is a phsycic on top of that hill up there, why don't you each go in
there and ask her yourself?" The three friends agreed and they hiked to
the top of the hill. Hercules went in first and came out a few minutes
later and said, "I was right, I am the strongest man in the world." Snow
White went in next. She came out a few minutes later and said, "I was also
right, I am the most beautiful person in the world." Finally it was
Quazzimoto's turn. He went in and after a few minutes he came out
scratching his head. He looks up at his friends and said, "Who is Dennis
Rodman?"