One day a blond guy went to find a job at a orchard. He got the job and in
came his first customer. The customer asked, "How much are these apples?"
and the blond guy yelled, "I don't know!" The customer left and the boss
came in and said, "When somebody asks you that question, you say only 50
cents!"

So another customer came in and said, "How much are those apples?" And the
blonde guy said only 50 cents. Then the customer asked, "Are they fresh?"
and the blonde guy screemed, "I don't know!" So the customer leaves and
the boss says, "when somebody asks you that question you say fresh, fresh,
very fresh."

Another customer came in and said, "How much are thoose apples?" And the
blonde guy replied "Only 50 cents!" Then the customer asked, "Are they
fresh?" And the blone guy said, "Fresh, fresh, very fresh." Then the
customer asked "Can I buy them?" And the blonde guy screemed, "I don't
know" I'm a new guy, get it?" So the customer left and the boss comes in
and said, "When somebody asked you that question, you said, "If you don't
somebody else will."

One day a robber came in and he said, "How much money do you have in that
cash register?" And the blonde guy said, "Only 50 cents!" So then the
robber said, "Are you being fresh with me?" And the blone guy said,
"Fresh, fresh, very fresh!" Then the robber asked "Can I shoot you?" And
the blonde guy replied, "If you don"t somebody else will!"